o m g guys there’s a guy called Kevin Tran that goes to my school
I was talking about Kevin with my friend and shes like “the Kevin Tran in gr 10 or something?” and i said what and
is he in advanced placement?
yeah our school is AP
keep him safe he will be summonded soon
don’t let him near any angel-possessed moose
Can we take a moment
The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …
… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"
I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”